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<p><b>This whacky and hilarious collection of instructions from all over the world is the perfect pick-me-up.</b><br><br><b>(On a packet of peanuts): May contain nuts</b><br><b>(On a packet of nails): Do not swallow</b><br><b>(On a bottle of water): Do not put top in mouth</b><br><b>(On a snack wrapper): Remove plastic before eating</b><br><b>(On a microwave): Do not use for drying pets</b><br><br>Manufacturers from Turin to Tokyo seem truly concerned that we wouldn’t know their products may be hot after heating; that we should not place fireworks in our mouths; or that we should really not use a hairdryer while showering. And please remember, your new toaster should not be used underwater.<br><br><b>Featuring over 100</b> of the <b>stupidest safety warnings</b>, <b>silliest instructions</b>, <b>most</b><b> ridiculous warning labels</b>, and most <b>hilarious product manuals</b>, this book is perfect for anyone who has ever attempted to swallow a mattress or forgotten to remove clothes before ironing them. For the rest of us, it is a collection of the <b>funniest and honestly quite concerning instructions </b>that will have you flabbergasted and wanting more in equal measures.<br><br>These copywriting giggles and bizarre laugh out loud humour makes this the perfect gift for <b>Father’s Day</b>, as a silly <b>stocking filler</b> or just as a gift to make someone chuckle.<br><br><b>Also available:</b><br><i>World’s Stupidest Signs</i> (9781807710491)</p>