A Beginner's Guide to Choosing the Perfect Pet

Every family should have a pet. A faithful friend to welcome into your home and hearts. This guide is a MUST HAVE to help you decide which pet is the perfect fit for your family. Crocodiles, for instance, make excellent pets. They are peaceful creatures, with cheerful, happy-go-lucky personalities. Puppies, on the other hand, are a terrible choice. Do you need help finding the perfect pet for your family? Then this book is for you! All the advice is vetted by experts. What could possibly go wrong...?This truly hilarious picture book will have readers in stitches... (especially if you take it too literally!)