{"product_id":"worlds-stupidest-instructions","title":"World''s Stupidest Instructions","description":"\u0026lt;p\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;This whacky and hilarious collection of instructions from all over the world is the perfect pick-me-up.\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;(On a packet of peanuts): May contain nuts\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;(On a packet of nails): Do not swallow\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;(On a bottle of water): Do not put top in mouth\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;(On a snack wrapper): Remove plastic before eating\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;(On a microwave): Do not use for drying pets\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;Manufacturers from Turin to Tokyo seem truly concerned that we wouldn’t know their products may be hot after heating; that we should not place fireworks in our mouths; or that we should really not use a hairdryer while showering. And please remember, your new toaster should not be used underwater.\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;Featuring over 100\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt; of the \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;stupidest safety warnings\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;, \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;silliest instructions\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;, \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;most\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt; ridiculous warning labels\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;, and most \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;hilarious product manuals\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;, this book is perfect for anyone who has ever attempted to swallow a mattress or forgotten to remove clothes before ironing them. For the rest of us, it is a collection of the \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;funniest and honestly quite concerning instructions \u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;that will have you flabbergasted and wanting more in equal measures.\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;These copywriting giggles and bizarre laugh out loud humour makes this the perfect gift for \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;Father’s Day\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;, as a silly \u0026lt;b\u0026gt;stocking filler\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt; or just as a gift to make someone chuckle.\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;b\u0026gt;Also available:\u0026lt;\/b\u0026gt;\u0026lt;br\u0026gt;\u0026lt;i\u0026gt;World’s Stupidest Signs\u0026lt;\/i\u0026gt; (9781807710491)\u0026lt;\/p\u0026gt;","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57507922477429,"sku":"9781807710507","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781807710507.jpg?v=1787043078","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/worlds-stupidest-instructions","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}