{"product_id":"nightlight","title":"Nightlight","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eA brilliantly biting parody of Stephenie Meyer''s \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTwilight\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1); background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62)\"\u003e saga from the bestselling \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1); background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62)\"\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e??\u003c\/span\u003eWhen you like, live forever, what''s there to live for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003e''About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.''\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eAnd thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eTwilight\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1); background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62)\"\u003e.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003ePale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eComplete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eNightlight \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1); background-color: rgba(233, 236, 239, 0.62)\"\u003eis the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57490259280245,"sku":"9781849013338","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781849013338.jpg?v=1786442144","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/nightlight","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}