{"product_id":"how-to-test-negative-for-stupid","title":"How to Test Negative for Stupid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e Bestseller\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne of the most distinctive and funniest politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)hailed by Politico as ';America's most quotable senator'offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Test Negative for Stupid\u003c\/i\u003e offers the senator's tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the mindand mouthof Senator John Kennedy . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e';Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.'\u003cbr\u003e';I say this gently: This is why the aliens won't talk to us.'\u003cbr\u003e';If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.'\u003cbr\u003e';I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.'\u003cbr\u003e';Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.'\u003cbr\u003e';Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I've seen it firsthand.'\u003cbr\u003e';I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.'\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57495545282933,"sku":"9780063428171","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}