{"product_id":"9798886740769","title":"Festive As F*ck : Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays by Weldon Owen","description":"Let's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process!  Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple \"Ho\" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous \"Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?\" There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little \"Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas\" for your door, or make a \"Deck the Halls and Not Your Family\" for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday funINSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardback","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56311239639413,"sku":"9798886740769","price":18.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9798886740769.jpg?v=1762817010","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9798886740769","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}