{"product_id":"9781785900242","title":"5,000 Great One Liners by Grant Tucker","description":"Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the rise of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner.  In this book, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.  My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.  ---  A dyslexic man walks into a bra.  ---  An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  ---  A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'  ---  I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller.  ---  A neutron walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'How much for a pint?' To which the barman replies, 'For you, no charge.'---  I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback \/ softback","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56305244897653,"sku":"9781785900242","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781785900242.jpg?v=1762797138","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9781785900242","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}