{"product_id":"9781683694724","title":"Undead and Unwed : A Novel by Sam Tschida","description":"Tiffenie Ruba is 300 years old and still doesn t have her life together. She doesn t own a home typical for a Millennial, which she often gets mistaken for and she hasn t had a relationship in forever (almost literally). When she s not working at the local blood bank, she s watching Hallmark movies with her cat. Tiffenie has an eternity to go but she knows she can t go on like this.   But when she suddenly inherits a charming inn in the picture-perfect town of Valentine, Vermont (due to a case of mistaken okay, stolen identity), she has a chance to live out all of her Hallmark fantasies.   Unfortunately, she has to bring along a new vampire she accidentally created, pretend to be someone else, and navigate a love triangle with a hot Christmas tree farmer and her old master Vlad, who she s still totally mad at. Can she pull it all off and finally learn a lesson along the way?   With biting wit, a dash of spice, and the cozy warmth of a great Hallmark movie, Undead and Unwed will make you laugh until you cry as Tiffenie bungles her way toward self-improvement and true love.   Story Locale:The charming fictional village of Valentine, Vermont.\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback \/ softback","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56420437164405,"sku":"9781683694724","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781683694724.jpg?v=1764608253","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9781683694724","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}