{"product_id":"9781529442229","title":"TommyInnit's Guide to Survival by Tom Simons","description":"***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER***This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.   It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how to:- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible- Fall in love - with other actual humans- Overcome the mean voice in your head- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swansWhen the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardback","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56304065642869,"sku":"9781529442229","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781529442229.jpg?v=1762795444","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9781529442229","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}