{"product_id":"9781408724828","title":"PRE-ORDER NOW I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home by Fergus Craig","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e PRE-ORDER NOW - Published: 17\/02\/2026 \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRETIREMENT WILL HAVE TO WAIT\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen former serial killer Carol takes her place in a luxury retirement home, she begins to find her feet with a small new group of friends. If she can only keep her past hidden, maybe she has a chance at happiness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's when she discovers that, absurdly, every other one of Sheldon Oaks' residents was involved in the law somehow. It's not long before her true identity is leaked, and when a former police commissioner resident is murdered, naturally all eyes turn to her...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNow she must solve the case to prove her innocence - just as her new friends start their own investigations into whether there is more than one killer at Sheldon Oaks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for Fergus Craig:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'What's better than a good crime novel? I'll tell you - a spoof crime novel, by the absurdly funny and clever Fergus Craig' \u003cb\u003eMIRANDA HART\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'I can't wait for you to get involved in [this] VERY silly thriller. We all need more laughs like this' \u003cb\u003eAISLING BEA\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Laugh out loud funny.'\u003cb\u003e MARK BILLINGHAM\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Tea-spittingly hilarious.' \u003cb\u003eCHRIS BROOKMYRE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Funny and gripping'\u003cb\u003e DARA O BRIAIN\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56368834969973,"sku":"9781408724828","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781408724828.jpg?v=1763551048","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9781408724828","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}