{"product_id":"9780735386952","title":"Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary by Brass Brass Monkey","description":"DUMB THINGS MY KID SAID TINY DIARY - Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things-and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75\" x 3.75\") is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it's like a time capsule for your kid's finest moments of accidental comedy.   VINTAGE-INSPIRED - This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It's the ideal combo of elegant design and \"I can't believe you just said that.\" Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado \"green butter\" or asked if clouds have feelings.   HIGH QUALITY - Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-end pages, this mini journal is made to last-so you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.   PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Whether it's for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who can't stop texting you their kid's weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned: once they start writing, they might never stop.   BRASS MONKEY - We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongue-in-cheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your in-laws.\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Diary or journal","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56368148250997,"sku":"9780735386952","price":7.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9780735386952.jpg?v=1763548740","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9780735386952","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}