{"product_id":"9780063473089","title":"PRE-ORDER NOW Don't Cross Mo Ellery : A Novel by Birdie Horne","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e PRE-ORDER NOW - Published: 10\/09\/2026 \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA laugh-out-loud mystery following the indomitable hot mess Mo Ellery, whose job as a school crossing guard pulls her into an unhinged murder investigation.?Mo Ellery's 29th?birthday is a disaster.?After one?small?accident-the exposure of her boyfriend's genitals (well, maybe not?that?small) on a work video call-she manages to get fired, dumped, and kicked out of their overpriced Chicago apartment.?Luckily, a sign appears to guide Mo to her new life: \"Looking for flexible part-time work? Become a school crossing guard!\"?It's everything Mo has been looking for: health insurance. How hard can it be?A few weeks later, Mo is adjusting to her new low-paying job, her bisexual reawakening, and her new neighborhood's wacky characters. There's Claudia, an old woman who refuses to let Mo help her cross the street, and Marlowe, a tween cell phone prodigy whose antics terrify her. But Mo's greatest nemesis is Poodle Dude, a guy with an SUV full of poodles who speeds through her intersection each morning. . . until the day he speeds into a sinkhole. Mo tries and fails to shield innocent eyes from his bloody corpse, but succeeds in accidentally becoming the guardian to his three poodles.   And that's not the worst of it: some of the locals are convinced that Poodle Dude was murdered. Their allegations are obviously ridiculous, but Mo, desperate for distractions-and for several hot neighbor-suspects-reluctantly agrees to help. But Mo the detective is just as chaotic as Mo the underemployed adult, and the three entitled poodles are not helping. When a second local dies under mysterious circumstances, it's going to take all of Mo's?broadly applicable and transferrable skills?to find the killer.?Murderers beware. . . DON'T CROSS MO ELLERY!? \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback \/ softback","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367767093621,"sku":"9780063473089","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9780063473089.jpg?v=1774537471","url":"https:\/\/backstory.london\/products\/9780063473089","provider":"Backstory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}