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Inside you will find: - Ruthless retorts and brutal one-liners - HR-friendly jabs that border on offensive- Hilariously relatable examples of different office characters found in the workplaceUse responsibly (or recklessly!) at your peril and tell your co-workers what you really think of them, one insult at a time.","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57507854549365,"sku":"9781806590032","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781806590032.jpg?v=1787042994"},{"product_id":"the-little-book-of-one-liner-jokes","title":"The Little Book of One-Liner Jokes","description":"Be the clown no one asked for and liven up your conversations with this hilarious handbook of one-liner jokesSome say good things come in small packages, and this certainly applies when telling jokes! 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