{"title":"Books by Francesco Marciuliano","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"9781452110585","title":"I Could Pee on This","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness!\u003c\/b\u003e Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip \u003ci\u003eSally Forth\u003c\/i\u003e helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like \"Who Is That on Your Lap?,\" \"This Is My Chair,\" \"Kneel Before Me,\" \"Nudge,\" and \"Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,\" the poems collected in \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/i\u003e perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e With photos of the cat \"authors\" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that \"crazy cat lady\" or \"cat mom\/dad\" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.Perfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56312407884149,"sku":"9781452110585","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781452110585_7c0cd2eb-513a-47f3-ae81-00a16a0f84e1.jpg?v=1786020747"},{"product_id":"cancel-your-plans","title":"Cancel Your Plans","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCurl up with this purrrfectly cozy collection of poems written by cats, from the author of the beloved and bestselling \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e series.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCats will let you know when they want you to stay put and get comfortable. Whether it’s with a deep purr, by making biscuits or dreaming contentedly in your lap, or by finding a way to sit on your head in bed, they have made their plans, which means you’ll need to cancel yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf all the feline love languages (slow blinks, being closely underfoot, knocking over mugs), one of the deepest is poetry. Ever observant, cat poets offer new classics in verse in this collection, such as “Our Space,” “Snugglier,” “I Shove My Head into Your Shoe,” “Recipe for the Perfect Cat Loaf,” and “SO. MANY. PILLOWS.” This lyrical combination of affection and cattitude—illustrated by adorable cat photos—is catnip for cozy readers and cat lovers alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIDEAL GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: The humor in the poems is based on universal experiences shared by all cats and their owners. For that \"crazy cat lady\" or \"cat mom\/dad\" in your life, this poetry book makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone obsessed with their pet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry, sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCAT PHOTOS GALORE: Illustrated by a collection of feline models striking poses that are charming, affectionate, standoffish, and just plain silly, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their most lovable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLovers of cats and cat stuff of all kinds \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of \u003ci\u003eI Could Pee on This\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-giving for seasonal holidays in the fall and winter months, Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, birthdays, the spring snuggle season, or any occasion that could use a little kitty wit and love \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReaders who love funny books about (or by) cats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57507838919029,"sku":"9781797245874","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0612\/7193\/3106\/files\/9781797245874.jpg?v=1787042980"},{"product_id":"you-need-more-sleep","title":"You Need More Sleep","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as \"Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One\" and \"Never Let Anyone Dress You.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! 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